A Cautionary List of Things Not To Do.

1. Don’t make a drunk girl watch The Lost Boys if she doesn’t want to.
2. Don’t sit next to a drunk girl who obviously doesn’t want to watch the movie.
3. Don’t let the bored, drunk girl sitting next to you chew half a pack of grape Bubble Yum at once.
4. Don’t taunt the bored, drunk girl sitting next to you chewing on half a pack of grape Bubble Yum.
5. Don’t let a bored, drunk girl sitting next to you secretly spit her already chewed half pack of Bubble Yum into her hand.
6. Don’t let a bored, drunk girl with half a pack of chewed grape Bubble Yum in her hand slap you on the top of your head.
7. Don’t wait until The Lost Boys is over before you check to see how much grape Bubble Yum is stuck in your hair.
8. Don’t drink with girls who don’t know how totally awesome The Lost Boys is.